How much longer?

"Today, Mesut, you will start on zee left."

And thus began yet another draw.

A draw at home, against a side that the most famous Arsenal-sponsored blogger on the planet Earth called "a bag of festering shit." I'm not sure that saying that was necessary.

Mostly because the Bag of Festering Shit Society of the United Kingdom has now lodged a complaint for libel, slander, and "defecation of character." (See what I did there?)

What can one really say about that hideous and predictable disaster that was the North London Derby's latest renewal?

"Hey Arsene, you really didn't cover yourself in glory today!"

"Hey Arsene, you know fuck all about how to deploy the two most expensive players in the club's history!"

"Hey Stan, you miserly old cunt who thinks of the club as nothing more than a 'property' and a 'brand,' why don't you go have sex with the world's angriest bull elephant? You know, like a bull elephant who just broke up with his long time girlfriend and is really looking to just shove his elephant penis up the hole of some penny-penching old fuckwit who would rather steal 3 million quid from Arsenal than buy TWO FUCKING PLAYERS WHO MAY HAVE PREVENTED THIS SHIT STORM? STAN I HOPE THIS ELEPHANT RIPS YOUR BUTTOCKS COMPLETELY OFF YOUR BODY BY FUCKING YOU SO HARD UP YOUR ASSHOLE THAT, ALTHOUGH YOU WILL SOON DIE, YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THE HELL OF BEING A MISERABLE OLD SHIT STAIN THAT GOES AROUND SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF SPORT CLUBS!"

You really could say all those things, you know.  I like all three of them. No, actually I don't like any of them. I hate that I wrote them.

Most of all I hate that Arsenal are "undefeated" and yet sit 6 points behind Chelsea and have scored 8 fewer goals. Six points behind after six matches.

Well done, Stan and Arsene. Fucking brilliant work. You've revolutionised the destruction of a football club. People once got very angry at this type of thing, but thanks to the both of you, Arsenal supporters are just bereft of energy and the will to say or do anything.

We have the invisible money-grubbing "owner" who demands a ticket price rise and then pays his fucking gravy-train worthless little offspring that sum at the same time that the club don't do shit to win a title.

We have the intractable, inscrutable bullshit master Arsene Wenger who is trading on a legacy that is now covered in mold and moss and who hasn't done anything since 2004 to win the league.

Oh and here is where Mister Blowhard Insufferable Yank Stats Man Rational Blogger shows up and writes love letters to Wenger and tells me I don't know what it was like to move to the Grove and he has the statistics to prove that the reason why Wenger can't fucking get his tactics straight is because of the stadium debt.

Well you know what, I'm fucking sick of your incessant bleatings at the feet of the club. Take their fucking paycheques and sod the fuck right off with your kid out to the woods. I don't FUCKING CARE ANYMORE.

Someone please tell me what the fucking "tactics" were from yesterday's match? Please do elucidate. I've been watching football since the 1986 World Cup and whilst I haven't watched as much as the Famous Irish Blogger Who Is In The Club's Pocket, I can tell you I have NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THE FUCK WENGER WAS UP TO.

I'm going to make this bit short and bitter.

High defensive line? FUCK THIS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT FUCK THE HIGH DEFENSIVE LINE YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS HORRENDOUS PATHETIC "TACTIC" IT'S FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Not starting Sanchez, and starting Ozil on the left? YOU ARE FUCKING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND FUCKING FUCK OFF WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF HAVING THESE TOP PLAYERS IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO YOUR TRADITIONAL "I'M GOING TO PLAY ZEM WHERE I PLEASE AND ZEY HAVE NO REASON TO DISLIKE WHAT I DO AND CERTAINLY YOU PEASANTS THAT THINK YOU MATTER HAVE NO REASON TO EVER QUESTION ME AND WILL i EVER WIN ANOTHER TITLE? SPIRIT, QUALITY, DETERMINATION, A LITTLE BIT SHARPNESS, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH."  Fuck off, mate. You won 3 league titles before most people who are following the club now even knew it. Who gives A RAT'S ROTTEN TIT ABOUT WHAT YOU DID IN 1998, DO I CARE THAT KEVIN BLOODY KEEGAN ALMOST WON THE LEAGUE ONCE? FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Done.

Lastly, the Famous Irish Blogger Who Jokes A Lot To Distract People From Arsene Wenger's Utter Shit Management said that Danny Welbeck had "a quiet game overall."

You really expect me to fucking believe that? What fucking match were you watching, "mate?" Must have been the same one that cunt ref was watching, because you don't seem to know fucking shit about what just happened.

Danny Welbeck is a fucking warrior. Danny Welbeck got in Kaboul's face and told him "I knocked you down because you grabbed my arm" and then fucking said "Hey, HEY! YOU GRABBED MY ARM!"

Danny Welbeck was trained by the biggest fucking cunt in English football, and he takes no fucking shit off anyone, and he is the only fucking forward player at the club who fights, runs, and works his fucking arse off for the fucking shirt.

I wish the myopic old manager who thought that Olivier "The Gallic Howler" Giroud was the solution would have demanded Welbeck as part of the RVP deal. He would have saved us from two years of a lumbering lug who is more concerned about fucking some bird in a hotel than RUNNING TO THE FUCKING PENALTY SPOT WHEN IT'S TIME TO TROUBLE THE OPPOSING DEFENCE.

How could ANY sane person look at the shift that Welbeck put in yesterday and call it anything other than brave, heroic, and committed to the cause? Get a fucking life you shit sucking bloggers who are in the pocket of the club. I don't fucking care what you say anymore.

Watch this match again and watch how many times Welbeck ran, ran, ran, ran to either make himself a target or cover for the precious molly-coddled teammates who treated the first half of a fucking derby match as a training exercise.

The boy is a fucking legend already and if you don't start treating him with the respect he deserves, he'll leave like every other decent player this club has had since Wenger's bullshit fucking "project" started.

Alan Sunderland was in the stands yesterday. Make the fucking connection, you cunts. Even Smudger would be hard pressed to displace a player like Welbeck and Danny is only 23 years old.

It was Welbeck who ran to the penalty spot and distracted the defence when Ox scored the equaliser.  So piss the fuck off, "mates."

Leftovers? Fuck you Wenger for not starting Sanchez. What the fuck? Go away.

Fuck you Wenger for employing such predictable tactics that once again the squad surrendered a cheap, predictable goal.

Fuck you Wenger for, one fucking week after the masterclass against Villa when I said "more like this," starting with Ozil on the left. I know why you're doing this. You're doing it because your massive self-serving ego heard Jose Mourinho say that Ozil is the best number 10 in the world and you want to prove that you know more about football than he does even though it may cost Arsenal your fucking precious 4th place trophy.

You miserable old man. What is the fucking point of your stubborn ways anymore?

Even Stan the Miserly Cunt can't take all the blame for what you did yesterday.

How much longer do supporters have to watch this shit?

(Drops mic. Walks off.)