I once starred in a series of porn videos aimed at the avid golfer. The title of the series was “The In-The-Hole” series. My screen name was “Woody Driver.” Some of our titles included:
“First, Second, and Third Holes”
“69, One Under”
“Gripping The Shaft”
“Picking Up A Stroke”
“Long and Straight”
It was extremely popular, to the point that I couldn’t get a tee time anywhere because my very appearance at the clubhouse would cause such a distraction that guys were shanking balls all over the place.
Imagine my chagrin.
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